ATLANTA, GA— This past Tuesday, financially unstable man, Derek, 26, reportedly claimed—to innocent woman, Anna, 25—to be running a “strict program”.
Eyewitnesses say they heard the long-time single, unemployed, and struggling man allege that he was “standing on business,” yet Lil’ Mama has found Derek to hold no actual business entities or financial assets. He does, however, have multiple offshore PS4, BandLab, and Taco Bell accounts.
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