BREAKING: Nigga With Acne Keeps Taking “Golden Hour” Selfies

ATLANTA, GA— A number of innocent Instagram followers have reported that an ashy nigga with acne keeps posting “golden hour” selfies to his story.

The “golden hour” selfie is said to reference selfies taken at a part of the day when the position of the sun especially favors the face. Ashy Nigga with Acne has drawn major controversy, though, because, according to a significant portion of his Instagram followers, the position of the sun does not favor his face whatsoever during this, or really any, part of the day.

Ashy Nigga with Acne did not respond to Lil Mama’s request for comment, as he was busy curating his “November dump,” and doing organizational work for the National League of Niggas Who Swear They Fine (NLNWSTF).

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