Clarence Thomas Seen Looking Very Recognizable In New Photos

VIRGINIA— Clarence Thomas, the 77-year-old Supreme Court Justice, was spotted in public for the first time in months, and looking at the photos, you can hardly mistake him for anyone else.

Casually perusing through his neighborhood he could be seen sporting a full suit, and appeared disheveled, exhausted, yet wildly amorous. It’s nowhere near a far departure from his usual look.

Let it be known that this sighting is nothing noteworthy nor extraordinary, besides the fact that it’s Clarence Thomas. You really don’t need to look at the pictures, though. He hasn’t become unexpectedly underweight or lost his hair or has a controversial shirt on or anything. Just good ol’ Clarence Thomas.

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