If Yakub is real. 50 Cent may be the only Black descendent. Here’s 5 reasons why.
Yakub is a 6,000 year old alien who the Nation of Islam claimed created the evil thing we know as White people. Now, I as a writer do not believe in Yakub. But, I’m gonna play dress-up as Hotep today. Because, I need to address my problems with Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson. What does 50 Cent have to do with Yakub? Well, 50 Cent is fucking evil.
You as a reader may be a fan of 50 Cent because of his music, business, or producing work. But please understand, 50 is a type of evilness we’ve never quite seen.
50 Cent is a coon. But not an ordinary coon. 50 is a coon who seems to make work with Black people in mind, and Black Culture loves him for it. That’s dangerous. Really dangerous. So dangerous and specific, that it may have come from the source of all evil. So, here’s 5 reasons that if Yakub is real, 50 Cent is his only Black descendant.
1. 50 cent turned 50. Now he’s on Fox News.
Recently 50 launched a series with Fox Nation titled, “50 Ways to Catch a Killer”. Now look, I’m not for murder, and I definitely think you should catch killers, but putting a show like that on Fox Nation, is the most text book cooning shit ever. He might as well have had the ghost of Charlie Kirk be his script supervisor.
As a man who’s had a 25 year delegated career. He perfectly timed the perfect moment to take this conservative switch. Ironically when he turned 50, something that’s a coincidence? I think not. Yakub has a sense for these things.
It seems almost magical that Black pages such as The Shade Room, and etc, highlight 50’s Diddy accomplishments, more than his Fox News work. Something that has the spell of Yakub all over it, Yakub’s creation of White people also love keeping Black people distracted, more than helping.
There’s no clearer parallel than 50 turning 50 when his career hit his quarter century in, he flipped to the other side of the coin.
2. 2022 Super Bowl & In Da Club
When Preacher boy sung that song in Sinners, that’s what happens when you play In Da Club for White people. It unifies them. It turns them up. Whenever that alcohol hits their system, it’s as if they return to their home. Home meaning, the freedom to be White. Many hip-hop artists have songs that make White people feel free. But 50 Cents is special, think back to his performance of the song at the 2022 Super Bowl.
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Why is he upside down? Some people think it’s a call back to the 2003 music video. I don’t think so.
I view it as a signal to his mighty Yakub, telling him “We did it”. If you remember, 50 Cent wasn’t originally promoted to be at the SuperBowl, his presence was a surprise, so when he came out to his hit song “In Da Club”. The audience roars in a way he’s never heard before, capturing the hearts of White households around the country. Helping push the message of his developer Yakub, unifying White people.
Yakub magic stays longer once you realize, Black people like myself didn’t notice the White liberation, as we were distracted with joy, because we finally had Super Bowl representation.
3. This nigga made an album called. “Before I Self Destruct”
In 2009, Yakub planted 50s seeds so clearly. Because only a devil like Yakub could make an album this booty. As this project is so artificially pushed, every song sounds like a piece of the GTA 2 soundtrack.
The album is such a clear indication of where 50 was heading. Coming off his last 2 albums which were disappointments, Yakub knew 50 Cent’s rap career was coming to an end, hence to why he named the album “Before I self Destruct” as this was 50 Cent’s second to last album before he turned to a conservative switch. It’s obvious Yakub is speaking through 50, as you can see the fire coming out of his face. I believe the fire symbolizes the evilness Yakub planted within 50, and soon (after 50 self-destructs) the fire will be fully out, and we get the evil 50 Cent, which we are closer and closer to seeing today.
4. He was put on by Eminem
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5. 50 Cent VS. Big Meech. Nigga how you become ya own product??!?
BMF is a drama series, executively produced by 50 Cent, which ran from 2021-2025. The show is a fictional retelling of the real life “Black Mafia Family,” led by Drug Mogul, Big Meech. I would argue the show is one of the most famous shows by Black people, for Black people, in the past decade. I personally didn’t watch BMF because I don’t like to cry, but everyone in my family does.
The interesting thing about 50 and this show, is that Mr.Beef aka 50 Cent, found himself publicly feuding with the subject of his own Tv Show “Big Meech”. Why? Because of street rules and petty shit.
The phrase “Never get High on ya own supply” is a common phrase in street culture, that was used to teach drug dealers, if you’re gonna sell drugs, don’t smoke it. Not only because you lose your product, but you become the fiend you’re dealing, and 50 cent obviously hasn’t learned that. 50 Cent getting into real life beef with Big Meech shows tone deaf-ness reason, why he even got into a show like BMF in the first place. 50 Cent didn’t want to teach people the lessons of street culture, he wanted to profit off of others’ struggles while making it entertainment, just like the offspring of Yakub. The only difference between 50 and Yakub in this instance, is that 50 is cut from that cloth.
See when Yakub was creating 50 he made sure to up the hoodness of that nigga by 600 percent, so that everything 50 says about the streets is valid to common day people. Cause logistically, who is the common person to call out 50s street credit? Shit, I ain’t never been shot 9 times, and if I did, I wouldn’t make a hit song like “Many Men” about it! That’s gangsta nigga.
Yakub knows that if 50 has this credit in the streets, any capitalist move he makes on the streets is valid to the common mind. So, when a producer gets into a public feud with his own TV subject, that’s less of a bad business move, and more just “50 being 50”. And that’s not okay.
CONCLUSION
There are many other reasons to think 50 cent is Yakub’s only Black descendant, but these are just mine. I know everybody in January 2026 loves him because he produced the Diddy Doc, but personally, I’m not trusting someone who has a song with R Kelly to teach me about Diddy.
All in all, 50 is just a nasty capitalist. In the words of Professor Jiang Xuequin. “Consumerism is the perfection of slavery,” and in that logic, Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson has been building one of the most unique plantations we’ve ever seen. I mean shit, his name is 50 Cent, even his own name is commodified.
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This is frying me but I can absolutely see the point within this😭😭😭
funny but real asf lmaoo