I’m Being Charged With Double Homicide…

[alex b.]

"I may have done the crime, but nigga, I got glasses on."

I'm fucking weak!!!😭😭

Make sure you got the right glasses tho.

[Tricia Hersey]

I’m cracking up. 😂😂I bet they are the wire frame ones from the Rickey Smiley eyewear collection.

[Moe Writeous]

☠️

[Occasionally Feral]

😂 This is killing me. The way it builds from legal strategy to “but I got glasses on” like that’s the ultimate get-out-of-jail card. The delivery is so absurd but also so sharp about image over facts.

[madamada]

What'd I just read....

🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is gold...

I'd try this line at my next job

Sir...

I may have done the crime,

but nigga,

I got glasses on.

[vera violet]

giggling i need a voice actor to read this

[Anna Bab]

I read this whole thing in his voice

[javy]

Ayoo this shit too funny lol

[sekai ausar]

😭😭😭😭😭

[Kenya Hunter]

Wait you’re fr?