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Dr. Brooklyn Chick (Psy.D.)'s avatar

But for real …this needs to be a YouTube sketch or TikTok video.

Joy Bwiza's avatar

Truly! In a confessionals format

Kaylé's avatar

Mayosapien is absurd 😭

Luke McGowan-Arnold's avatar

Yeah, my homeboy says it. I had to let it rip on this one!

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May 27, 2025
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Jazz's avatar

Flour rangers? 😭😭😭

Kamila Shakur's avatar

Erica got it lol. Mary might not have been *legally white back then, but Hailee for damn sure is white right now. Funny and sharp as always.

Swabreen Bakr's avatar

Jesus Christ… lmaooo 🤣

The Shameik Moore one lol

Louis Javier Mason's avatar

You pretty much captured the Sinners discourse on Threads lol

Kiersten Taté's avatar

The descriptions are sending me so bad😂😂😂

The Awkward Turtle's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

Tricia Hersey's avatar

I’m cackling.😂😂😂

Dr. Brooklyn Chick (Psy.D.)'s avatar

Bwahahahaha 😂😂😂💀

bobbie's avatar

I’m so weakkkkk

Luke McGowan-Arnold's avatar

i'm glad you rocking with the jokes.

Kitty Killer's avatar

She's definitely a Zionist.

Luke McGowan-Arnold's avatar

as most wealthy people and celebrities are, i imagine.

Kitty Killer's avatar

I'm aware it's satire.

And I find it worth pointing out every single time.

Luke McGowan-Arnold's avatar

Ryan Coogler should've added an end-credits scene in Sinners where Hailee complains about Palestine protests on college campuses and takes selfies with the IDF. Michael B. Jordan really is cursed for eternity! A zionist vampire feels apt.

Kitty Killer's avatar

That's my thing. She's take pictures with the IDF and let them post her on their social media Zionist.

Zionist vampires couldn't be more apt. Just add that biographical note to the satire while we're at it, that's all I ask.

Nyanyala (Nini) Kïer.'s avatar

7am, just woke up, and I'm rolling in my bed 😭😭🤣🤣

Nova's avatar

What’s your cash app?

Jazz's avatar

Bahaha i love this. Died @ "“I honestly don't know if it's my place as an ally to make a comment on a person's racial identity. Like, is that okay?” - Jordan, a white ally who attended the movie after reading an Instagram post that told him he needed to go see it as reparations, 34 years old."