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Dr. Brooklyn Chick (Psy.D.)'s avatar

But for real …this needs to be a YouTube sketch or TikTok video.

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Joy Bwiza's avatar

Truly! In a confessionals format

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Kaylé's avatar

Mayosapien is absurd 😭

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Luke McGowan-Arnold's avatar

Yeah, my homeboy says it. I had to let it rip on this one!

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Jazz's avatar

Flour rangers? 😭😭😭

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wet slap's avatar

*chirp*

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Kamila Shakur's avatar

Erica got it lol. Mary might not have been *legally white back then, but Hailee for damn sure is white right now. Funny and sharp as always.

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Norman's avatar

I audibly cackled and then I cackled again!

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Swabreen Bakr's avatar

Jesus Christ… lmaooo 🤣

The Shameik Moore one lol

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Louis Javier Mason's avatar

You pretty much captured the Sinners discourse on Threads lol

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Kiersten Taté's avatar

The descriptions are sending me so bad😂😂😂

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The Awkward Turtle's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Tricia Hersey's avatar

I’m cackling.😂😂😂

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Dr. Brooklyn Chick (Psy.D.)'s avatar

Bwahahahaha 😂😂😂💀

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bobbie's avatar

I’m so weakkkkk

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Luke McGowan-Arnold's avatar

i'm glad you rocking with the jokes.

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Kitty Killer's avatar

She's definitely a Zionist.

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Luke McGowan-Arnold's avatar

as most wealthy people and celebrities are, i imagine.

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Kitty Killer's avatar

I'm aware it's satire.

And I find it worth pointing out every single time.

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Luke McGowan-Arnold's avatar

Ryan Coogler should've added an end-credits scene in Sinners where Hailee complains about Palestine protests on college campuses and takes selfies with the IDF. Michael B. Jordan really is cursed for eternity! A zionist vampire feels apt.

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Kitty Killer's avatar

That's my thing. She's take pictures with the IDF and let them post her on their social media Zionist.

Zionist vampires couldn't be more apt. Just add that biographical note to the satire while we're at it, that's all I ask.

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Nyanyala (Nini) Kïer.'s avatar

7am, just woke up, and I'm rolling in my bed 😭😭🤣🤣

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Nova's avatar

What’s your cash app?

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Lydia's avatar

😭😭😭😭

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Lizzy B.'s avatar

I'm Erica

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