Little Boy, Dreaming of Becoming President One Day, Forgets Neither Of His Parents CIA Assets
Springfield, IL— This past Tuesday, Jordan Cousins, 7, was informed by his teacher that he could “…be anything when he grows up. Even the president.” Cousins was reportedly delighted by this news, and started to truly consider the possibility. The little boy clearly forgot, though, that this will never happen, as neither of his parents—or lineage—have any direct or implicit ties to the CIA, Ivy League Universities, or any significant American institution. Womp, womp, Jordan. Maybe next time try dreaming bigger than being a puppet of empire?
Written by: Saheim Patrick
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Jordan needs to dream bigger. Sovereignty. Womp womp is right.