Local Boys Waste Entire Bottle of Alcohol on Dead Homies
ATLANTA—Proclaiming “this is for the brothers who ain’t here”, a local group of boys wasted an entire bottle of alcohol on their dead friends this past weekend.
While it’s said that the ceremony started out sweet, it reportedly turned dark fast, as the boys realized just how many friends they had lost in the past years.
Interjections were allegedly attempted, but quickly shot down, and met with questions of loyalty and sympathy.
“So, what? We already poured out for Mark, JT, and Slim. We’re just gonna leave out Antonio? That’s fucked up. What, you don’t miss Antonio just as much?”
By the time they reached their twentieth friend, they realized two things. They weren’t going to have any of this alcohol, and they needed to move out of their neighborhood and call a truce.
This is very Afro surreal. Would be a great short film