More Renames to Make The World A Little Bit More America-Themed
The Democratic Republic of the Congo is to become “A Democratic Republican Would Like To Build A Military Base Here”
“Apple renamed the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America on its maps Tuesday after an order by President Donald Trump was made official by the U.S. Geographic Names Information System.” – ABC News
“Yesterday, Earl ‘Buddy’ Carter’s (R-Ga) introduced a two-page bill titled ‘Red, White, and Blueland Act of 2025’...The purpose of the bill? To enable President Trump’s efforts to purchase Greenland and rename it “Red, White and Blueland,” furthering his desire to continue building America’s brand in new areas.” – Forbes
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Italy, Germany, and Spain are to become “Also America”
The Democratic Republic of the Congo is to become “A Democratic Republican Would Like To Build A Military Base Here”
While the rest of Africa is to become “Our Humble Beginnings”
The Southern Ocean is to become “The Southern White Christian Ocean”
Palestine is to become “What Are You Talking About”
India is to become “Columbusland”
The United Kingdom is to become the “United KKKingdom”, because the best things in life come in threes.
Russia is to become “Bestie/Sneaky Link”
Vietnam is to become “And Now, The War Is Over”
And Japan is to become “Hey, I’m Really Sorry For How I Treated You Back Then. I Was Young And Immature. I Didn’t Really Know Who I Was Yet, And Unfortunately It Took Me Hurting You To Discover The Man I Truly Wanted to Be. But, Hey! You Seem To Be Doing Really Well For Yourself Now. I’m Proud Of You, And I’m Glad You Didn’t Let Me Break You.”