is there a female equivalent? i’m sure we can dream one up but NO because a woman would NEVER have such freedom and carelessness lmao this was so so good
Oh no, y'all aren't safe, either! The female equivalent of this would probably talk about women who don't play about 'Heart of a Woman' by Summer Walker and other selections in the Lash Tech Music genre
ill take NO solange slander or lash tech music lashings 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️ those niches are no where near the shameless on-the-cob levels as the male archetype described in this piece!
Lolol! The lash techs are far from corny. They’re ghetto! And ghetto is cool. Solange is definitely corny. She’d be the gf of one of those “on-the-cob” black dudes described in the piece.
fun read but i gotta say, maybe you just have to be ur own version of corny. maybe all these dreams are teachers, not ghosts, guiding you to the version of corny that might align best with you. good luck 🥹
I am cracking up, not the lil mama at the end; something here is also very vulnerable—— the embrace, the freedom—- the spectrum of thought and thinking—-
"My small beanie felt like walking around with my dick out."😭😭😭
forever changed after reading that sentence😭😭
Killed me😅
Absolutely brilliant! Thank you for the laugh! Now to get the image of John Legend in that green lace matching set out of my head 😮💨
“I was a fucking animal.” LMFAOOOO. LOVE.
is there a female equivalent? i’m sure we can dream one up but NO because a woman would NEVER have such freedom and carelessness lmao this was so so good
Oh no, y'all aren't safe, either! The female equivalent of this would probably talk about women who don't play about 'Heart of a Woman' by Summer Walker and other selections in the Lash Tech Music genre
I say that with love, though ❤️.
Lash Tech Music Genre is crazyyyyyyy but accurate 😂😂😂
Spot on! LTM, now added to my vocabulary.
The female equivalent is Solange Knowles and her ilk. Lmao
ill take NO solange slander or lash tech music lashings 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️ those niches are no where near the shameless on-the-cob levels as the male archetype described in this piece!
Lolol! The lash techs are far from corny. They’re ghetto! And ghetto is cool. Solange is definitely corny. She’d be the gf of one of those “on-the-cob” black dudes described in the piece.
EXACTLY!
Keep Solange’s name out your mouth 🤣
maybe the committed hoteptresses tho …
This is THE funniest thing I’ve read this year lmaooo instantly subbing
This is soooo good. Incredible writing 😂🫶🏾
"Love Heals - Bonus Track" truly took me down 🤣
Take Malcolm off the corny nigga book recommendations pleeeease.
fun read but i gotta say, maybe you just have to be ur own version of corny. maybe all these dreams are teachers, not ghosts, guiding you to the version of corny that might align best with you. good luck 🥹
What makes this funny is the truth in it lmaoooo
I am cracking up, not the lil mama at the end; something here is also very vulnerable—— the embrace, the freedom—- the spectrum of thought and thinking—-
This tore a sharp fit of laughter from me after a solid week of nearly inconsolable depression.
Thank you for this. Premium hilarity. 😂🙏🏾
The title has me in tears
The way I’m hollering. 🤣
Maybe I need to act like a corny nigga to get this shame off my skin!! Great post
I’m dead 💀💀💀