National Institute of Old Black Niggas Release Study Hypothesizing World's Most Powerful Secrets Hidden In Screenplays

ATLANTA, GA— This past Tuesday, the historic National Institute of Old Black Niggas (NIOBN) released a bold and sweeping study on the link between film and national intelligence. The project—which has reportedly been under development for over 30,000 years, since the beginning of storytelling itself—concluded that the world’s most powerful and dangerous secrets are being hidden within screenplays. Although centered around a select number of “key” films—They Cloned Tyrone (2023), Sinners (2025), and the “haunting yet illuminating” works of Jordan Peele—the study and institute ultimately “hope to create a new cognition of sorts”—one which “believes any movie, if thought about hard enough, can be a conspiracy theory.” For example, the institute applied their framework to a small control group of seemingly innocuous films—Babe (1995), 80 for Brady (2023), and Are We There Yet? (2005)—to argue that all of them “symbolized” something about “what they don’t want you to know”.

Aside from critical analysis, the institute also heavily used anecdotal evidence as a source. Many members shared that they “knew a dude who knew a dude who once saw some weird shit,” and then later saw this experience reflected in a film, for example.

In the report’s conclusion, the institute wrote, “Y’all focused on the wrong people. We’re always talking about folks like Trump, Netanyahu, and Jeffrey Epstein. The real global elite is at them coffee shops, on them MacBooks, using that Final Draft.” While the science, psychology, and statistics worlds at large all mostly ignore the institute—and show no signs of stopping—it’ll be interesting to see the long-term ramifications of this study, especially amongst the Black community. Dr. Umar Johnson, complimenting the group’s research, called the study “as legit as the Willie Lynch Letter.”

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