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mimi's avatar

was so scared halfway through and then I was like ahhh ok

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Anarchist Alphys🤘🏽(They/Them)'s avatar

The sheer number of times my facial expression changed while reading this😂

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inconnu's avatar

i knew this was satire when i read did i mention this is revolutionary 😭😭😭 don’t scare me like that omg!!

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Namako (I'dRatherNotBe)'s avatar

10/10 wonderful satire, i almost thought you were real for a second

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Lizzy B.'s avatar

This made my blood pressure go up a lil 😩

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Watta :>>'s avatar

Ahhhhh this is soo GENIUS!! Deff had the stank face half way tho lmaoo

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Yonda's avatar

lol exactly. It’s satire. It’s basically what it feels like is happening.

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Bea's avatar

we love a lil cheeky moment

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Chandra Kamaria's avatar

I adore satire for this reason...it's jolting! Great piece!

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Megan Douglass's avatar

I had my Black pearls clutched so tight at first lmao

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Dakota's avatar

You ate that

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Inigo Laguda's avatar

lmfaooooooo

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BlkGMagik's avatar

There’s more than one way to participate. The purity tests must go. Everyone can’t be Harriet, Malcolm or Maya.

I think everyone should play the role their hearts tell them to play

because we can’t be all things to all people.

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nero_'s avatar

True, everyone can’t be them but what does pretending to be accomplish?

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BlkGMagik's avatar

If the owner of this post is uptight about opinions that don’t agree with his/hers they should let the public know. Stop making claims that I’m not a real person or this isn’t a real account. You’re censoring me. I guess this means you’re FOR the status quo.

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nero_'s avatar

😂 What!? What are you even talking about? Who is accusing you of not being a real person? Calm down and get your comprehension up.

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BlkGMagik's avatar

I’m not talking about “you.” The owner of the original post got me logged out after I answered your question and I got a email from them saying I should enter a numeric code in order to verify my email address. When I tried to send my comment, above, to him I got logged out again, instantly.

Get YOUR comprehension up.

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Saheim Patrick's avatar

I don’t know who you are and I don’t even know how I would begin to get you logged out. That’s a problem on your end that I had nothing to do with

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nero_'s avatar

Then DM them, don’t reply to ME under MY post 😂

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BlkGMagik's avatar

Just because you don’t get it doesn’t mean it’s pretending.

The fact that you exist IS revolutionary. Wake up.

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Edward Holmes's avatar

It was a half time show - I saw it like recess ! In comparison he did not shuck and jive at an innaugural ( my opinion )

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ALI's avatar

This is brilliant.

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Magical Realist's avatar

I'm on the far, far opposite of the isle and I gotta agree. People of all stripes often prefer fake "victories" over real ones since the fake ones are easy to get and might still make a stir on social media. Action > Vibes

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