Probably Nothing To Worry About: Vast Majority Of People Willing To Look Past Mormon Brainwashing If Attractive, Skinny Woman Involved

In recent events that probably shouldn’t signal too much concern, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has, with the help of popular influencer Nara Smith, discovered the phrase, “sex sells”.

Again, this shouldn’t cause any distress. That the Mormons have discovered that, if delivered by an attractive woman in a creepy Patrick-Bateman-monologue voice on TikTok and Instagram Reels, their values can capture the hearts and minds of impressionable young women. This is probably fine. Everything is fine.