Real Nigga Baby

CHICAGO, IL— This past Tuesday, Monica Thomas and Kareem Said brought into the world a beautiful baby boy, Real Nigga Baby. The infant was born at 6:04 am at Rush Hospital, and reportedly didn’t cry, poop, or breastfeed as he’s “not with allat attention-seeking clout-chasing bullshit.”

When his parents attempted to hold him, he refused, and held them instead, telling Thomas, “I got you Ma Dukes.” He then drove them from the hospital to a home he purchased for them while he was still in the womb. We wish the Thomas-Said family a healthy and prosperous life.

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