What Lyrics Different Met Gala Fits Would Say

“Yea, dis La Chat up in dis muhfucka’/ “Murder She Spoke” will be out in a minute, yur hur me? Ya dig dat?/ Project Pat up on this thang/ Finna let you weak ass, punk ass, wannabe hard ass, wanna real record deal ass bitches know/ Y’all muthafuckas ain’t no killas!/ Y’all ain’t nuthin’ but some muhfucking hoes/ So gethca mug off me when you see me/ If you ain’t finna do nothing, then keep ya distance boy!”
- Yall Niggaz Ain’t No Killaz, Yall Niggaz Some Hoes, Project Pat & La Chat

“Man, I don’t give a fuck about a motherfuckin’ po’/ I’ma pull up with that stick and hit your motherfuckin’ do’”
- Dat $tick, Rich Brian

“I can feel it deep inside/ This black nigga's pride/ I have no fear when I say/ And I say it every day/ Every nigga is a star/ Every nigga is a star/ Who will deny that you and I/ And every nigga is a star?”
- Every Nigger Is a Star, Boris Gardner

“Oooohhhh, ahhh oohh, yeeaahh/ Woooahh, yeah, yeah, yea-yeah/ Ooo wee, yeah/ Listen”
- There U Go, Johnny Gill

“Ya'll know them niggas that I'm talkin' 'bout/ The ones that ya'll be seeing at the coffee house/ Soon as they get the mic, I start walkin' out…Even though ya'll niggas might not cuss like me/ At the end of the night, ya'll just trying to fuck like me”
- The Yo-Yo, Little Brother

They look like they have sex to R. Kelly’s Greatest Hits.

“Is every nigga with dreads for the cause? Is every nigga with golds for the fall?”
- Aquemini, André 3000

Is this Taye Diggs?

“When I was little, my father was famous/ He was the greatest samurai in the empire/ And he was the Shogun's decapitator/ He cut off the heads of a hundred and thirty-one lords/ It was a bad time for the empire/ The Shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out/ People said his brain was infected by devils/ My father would come home he would forget about the killings/ He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him/ Maybe that was the problem/ Then, one night, the Shogun sent his Ninja spies to our house/ They were supposed to kill my father, but they didn't/ That was the night everything changed”
- Liquid Swords, GZA

“Though you may not drive a great big Cadillac/ Gangsta whitewalls, TV antennas in the back/ You may not have a car at all/ But remember brothers and sisters/ You can still stand tall/ Just be thankful for what you've got”
- Be Thankful for What You Got, William DeVaughn

”She's got jungle fever, I've got jungle fever/ We've got jungle fever, we're in love/ I've gone white-girl crazy, she's gone black-boy hazy/ We're each other's baby, we're in love”
- Jungle Fever, Stevie Wonder

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- 4’33”, John Cage

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