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a few cents x domthefurious's avatar

wet hand ass nigga is SENDING me 😭

toussaintF12's avatar

this a hella black piece of writing and u hard as fuck for this. this is philosophical. i read this and i couldn’t stop giggling because “why the fuck is they wet??”

before i dap a nigga w my wet hands imma fr use every article of clothes im wearing to dry them, or imma just say “sorry, my hands are wet”.

Culture Jock's avatar

Glorious title!

Haleonearth's avatar

Loooove the tabula rasa lolol

my’ria michelle 🕯️'s avatar

wet ass hands get my hot asf because why didn’t you handle that before you touched me 😭

Princess's avatar

This fried tf out me. You got poetic with your disgust in wet hand niggas 🤣

CHELLE's avatar

I need you to know this is hilarious!! And you are not wrong 😭 niggas with wet hands always acting aloof! You KNOW your hands are damp come onnnn

BIPOC Satire Matters's avatar

Niggas with wet hands always tryna get existential with it. They don’t know I be reading Sartre, too. -- I know that's right! Love the clap back!

Harley Smirk's avatar

God forbid a nigga has some palmar hyperhidrosis 😭 I default to fist bumps

Dani Dani's avatar

I have never laughed so hard

Mr.10's avatar

Nigga hands be jarrin’😂

Alyssa Co's avatar

This made me audibly laugh lmao