this a hella black piece of writing and u hard as fuck for this. this is philosophical. i read this and i couldn’t stop giggling because “why the fuck is they wet??”
before i dap a nigga w my wet hands imma fr use every article of clothes im wearing to dry them, or imma just say “sorry, my hands are wet”.
“You knew they was wet the moment that they got wet. You know why? Because you have the sensation of touch. You know how I know that? Because I got hands too, nigga. We all got fucking hands. Niggas with wet hands think they the only niggas in the world who got hands.” And I thought that was BEAUTIFUL
Bruh, we need answers!!!! My imagination can take me to some really dark places, and trying to figure out why a nigga's hands are wet isn't something you want me to think about. Great piece
this a hella black piece of writing and u hard as fuck for this. this is philosophical. i read this and i couldn’t stop giggling because “why the fuck is they wet??”
before i dap a nigga w my wet hands imma fr use every article of clothes im wearing to dry them, or imma just say “sorry, my hands are wet”.
THIS!
wet hand ass nigga is SENDING me 😭
Real mf writing.
Thank you sm yo. Me and the homies love the Denial is a River Show sketches. Genuinely incredible Black comedy
But it’s funny cause he deadass serious about it 🤣🤣🤣
I have never laughed so hard
Saaaaaaaammmmmme
the way this is a whole post, not a note, a post😂i know you was fed up
This made me audibly laugh lmao
Nigga hands be jarrin’😂
Yo this is certified hood classic! 😭
FACTS!!!!
“You knew they was wet the moment that they got wet. You know why? Because you have the sensation of touch. You know how I know that? Because I got hands too, nigga. We all got fucking hands. Niggas with wet hands think they the only niggas in the world who got hands.” And I thought that was BEAUTIFUL
Highly reccomend using the AI reader on this one
Yes!
This is the Blackest, most hilarious (and true) piece I’ve read on here so far. Thanks for that laugh! I feel you and agree!
Haaaaa 😄
This fried tf out me. You got poetic with your disgust in wet hand niggas 🤣
Bruh, we need answers!!!! My imagination can take me to some really dark places, and trying to figure out why a nigga's hands are wet isn't something you want me to think about. Great piece
This is a masterpiece of a substack post
Glorious title!