Imagined Monologues

I’m Babysitting Some Bad Ass White Kid. Am I Allowed To Scare Him With The Train Scene From The Wiz? Or Would That Be Encouraging Cultural…

Sep 24 •

Nobody Talks About How Chilling Like A Villain Can Lowkey Get Really Existential

Chilling is the liminal space of moods.

Aug 6 •

and

Just Because I Died That Doesn’t Give You Permission To Post Pictures From That One Time I Had Loc Extensions

I recently died.

Jul 28

I Want Opps Just So I Can Argue With Them On Instagram Live

Jul 22

I Didn’t Wear A Cowboy Hat To The Beyoncé Concert And They Beat My Ass

Tyrant was dope.

Jul 21 •

Tyler Perry, When The Revolution Comes, Where Will You Hide?

Tyler Perry, When The Revolution Comes, Where Will You Hide?

Jul 14

If Bob Dylan Was A Black Man He’d Be Working At McDonald’s

Walk with me now.

Jul 13 •

Your Ancestors Are Proud Of Your New York Times Repost

Buy that beret.

Jul 5 •

and

I Mean Yeah He’s A Good Player But He Didn’t Lick Adam Silver’s Bald Head

Taste the jojoba oil.

Jul 3

Everybody Hates Riots

A satire on the current political moment

Jun 19 •

Luke McGowan-Arnold

CIA Agent Does Counterinsurgency with Other CIA Agent

Jun 15

A Rabid Maniac Pleads With You To Not Take Away Their Phone

Nobody lived before me.

Jun 7 •

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