Imagined Monologues

You Not Black If You Don’t Know a Ta’Carra Williams

You not Black if you don’t know at least one Ta’Carra Williams.

Mar 18

A Public Apology to Jack Harlow

Jack Harlow I am so fucking sorry.

Mar 17 • Saheim Patrick

Aw Hell Nah! I'm Stuck In An August Wilson Play And I Can't Get Out!

Bereatha’s coming.

Dec 16, 2025 • Jabari Elzie

I Woke Up With a BBL

September 21st, 2025

Oct 31, 2025

I’m Babysitting Some Bad Ass White Kid. Am I Allowed To Scare Him With The Train Scene From The Wiz? Or Would That Be Encouraging Cultural…

Sep 24, 2025 • Jabari Elzie

Nobody Talks About How Chilling Like A Villain Can Lowkey Get Really Existential

Chilling is the liminal space of moods.

Aug 6, 2025 • Saheim Patrick and Kevin

Just Because I Died That Doesn’t Give You Permission To Post Pictures From That One Time I Had Loc Extensions

I recently died.

Jul 28, 2025

I Want Opps Just So I Can Argue With Them On Instagram Live

Jul 22, 2025

I Didn’t Wear A Cowboy Hat To The Beyoncé Concert And They Beat My Ass

Tyrant was dope.

Jul 21, 2025 • Saheim Patrick

Tyler Perry, When The Revolution Comes, Where Will You Hide?

Tyler Perry, When The Revolution Comes, Where Will You Hide?

Jul 14, 2025

If Bob Dylan Was A Black Man He’d Be Working At McDonald’s

Walk with me now.

Jul 13, 2025 • Saheim Patrick

Your Ancestors Are Proud Of Your New York Times Repost

Buy that beret.

Jul 5, 2025 • Saheim Patrick and Kevin

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