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“Representation Is Not Liberation,” Says Red-Nosed Reindeer Community
“I’m not anti-Rudolph, I’m just pro-revolution.”
11 hrs ago • 
Lil’ Mama Correspondent

November 2025

BREAKING: Nigga With Acne Keeps Taking “Golden Hour” Selfies
The National League of Niggas Who Swear They Fine.
Nov 17
Druski: Coulda Been Israel
You got me.
Nov 16
Editor-in-Chief of The Shade Room Shares Beauty Routine
This one beauty secret will SHOCK you.
Nov 7
I Swear To God I Be Farting In The Club
On everything I love.
Nov 2

October 2025

I Woke Up With a BBL
September 21st, 2025
Oct 31
BREAKING: Broke Man Claims to Run a "Strict Program"
Confusing.
Oct 26
Tyler, the Creator Cuts Off Right Foot In Light of Recent Criticism
The act has both confused and divided.
Oct 23 • 
Jabari Elzie
Nigga Who Says "Grand Rising" Dies
Nigga Who Says “Grand Rising” Dies
Oct 21
Freaky Ass Auntie Makes Leopard Endangered Species
Auntie be out here poaching leopards.
Oct 20

September 2025

‘Uy Scutti’ Album Cover Causes 100 Black Satirists To Kill Themselves
A paused episode of The Boondocks.
Sep 29
I’m Babysitting Some Bad Ass White Kid. Am I Allowed To Scare Him With The Train Scene From The Wiz? Or Would That Be Encouraging Cultural…
It's 6:45 pm.
Sep 24 • 
Jabari Elzie
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