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Little Boy, Dreaming of Becoming President One Day, Forgets Neither Of His Parents CIA Assets
Womp, womp, Jordan.
Feb 20 • Lil’ Mama Correspondent
I Don't Like It When A Nigga Dap Me Up And He Got Wet Hands
yo' booty stank.
Feb 13
Black Christian Starting To Think They May Just Not Be Big Fan of Progress
"Hmmmm."
Feb 13 • Lil’ Mama Correspondent

January 2026

The Adventures of Dr. Coon and Kyle Rittenhouse: Vol. 1
“Idiots,” he whispered.
Jan 20 • Mike Birnigglia
If Yakub is real. 50 Cent may be the only Black descendent. Here’s 5 reasons why.
Yakub is 50 Cent's daddy
Jan 18 • Jabari Elzie
Barefoot Contessa Cooks Crack
Barefoot Contessa Cooks Crack
Jan 14
Farrakhan Discovers He's 100% Dominican
"I no Black, I Dominican."
Jan 6 • Jabari Elzie and Destiny
Real Nigga Baby
Real Nigga Baby
Jan 2 • Lil’ Mama Correspondent

December 2025

National Institute of Old Black Niggas Release Study Hypothesizing World's Most Powerful Secrets Hidden In Screenplays
"Y'all focused on the wrong people."
Dec 27, 2025 • Lil’ Mama Correspondent
I Don’t Play About Bandcamp, And I Have 16 Bars For You
Peace and love, kinfolk.
Dec 24, 2025
Aw Hell Nah! I'm Stuck In An August Wilson Play And I Can't Get Out!
Bereatha’s coming.
Dec 16, 2025 • Jabari Elzie
Mandal Is A Serious Comedian
A Lil' Mama Interview
Dec 11, 2025 • Saheim Patrick
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